After a nice date I decide to take you home with me. While I'm undressing myself, I want you to take off your boxers. Why so shy, hm? Look, I've already taken off my shirt... yes, take off your boxers. But wait, what's THAT?! Eww... is there a real penis behind that little wiener? Where's your penis? Do you call that little ... object a "penis"? Haha, you got me, that's a good joke... oh wait, that's your reality and I can't stop laughing about it! Well, I guess you know that this night came to an end because I can't use your little dick for anything. The last thing you could do to satisfy me, is to kiss my ass, loser!